Monday, October 20, 2008

An Oldy But a Goody: Reliving Miss South Carolina 2007

I know, I know. Everyone has already seen the video of Miss South Carolina's answer to why 1/5 of people in a recent poll couldn't locate the United States on a world map, but let's face it - the stupidity of her answer is baffling and I don't believe it could ever get old.

I decided to upload the video of Jimmy Kimmel's show talking about it because it is very rare that I see a late night show that makes me laugh that doesn't rhyme with Bonin' O' Dyin'. Wait? What? Anywho. I thought that Jimmy Kimmel did a pretty good job with his monologue and made a funny incident even funnier.

With that said, I hope that the state of South Carolina held an emergency education reform meeting after this all happened because that girl gave one of the most embarrassing pageant answers I have ever heard. What A.C. Slater should have said was...if I may quote Billy Madison.."Miss South Carolina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." My God. That would have fit perfectly.

One other question I have, however, is...exactly which poll was it that reported 1/5 of its participants couldn't locate the U.S. on a world map!? Who the hell did they poll? We need to find these people before they do something harmful to the American population - such as, such as, such as like - reproduce!

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